Exciting blog title, right?
True: My wife will be having a baby before spring arrives.
False: The above truth somehow issues you a moral free pass to begin discussing the future of her chest-related bodily functions and how we "have to" prescribe to your particular superstition regarding infant nutrition.
Hey, Mr. Not-A-Doctor, it's a baby, we are going do to whatever is in it's best interest. We are not cavemen (is that offensive? is cavepeople more approriate?), we are semi-rational young adults that just so happen to dress their dogs up and put them Christmas cards.
It's great that your sister's coworker had a kid whose deviated septum was somehow attributed to breast milk or formula, but why don't you keep that adorable little anecdote to yourself. If that seems like too much to ask (you know, not discussing the most intimate details of a young mother's life) why not just start asking me if my nether-region is still sore from such a valiant effort to create human life. Maybe you're interested in how my urethra will react to having another young buck in the house? Come on, I'm full of "topics" for discussion!
can we just talk about bigger boobs then, and avoid the utilitarian reasons for them?
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