Clear and Present Peer

Yep, apparently the complex plot lines combined with the on-screen chemistry between Harisson Ford and Willem Dafoe was just way too much excitement for the little guy to handle today, because about 20 minutes from the end of Clear and Present Danger I got nailed again by the little serial whizzer. Same deal, dude was just crusing along laying on my chest and having a great father son moment. Warm and fuzzy again gradually gave way to warm and damp, and I couldn't do anything more than laugh at how badly I am being owned this little buttmunch.

Score: Jackson 2, Dad 0.

Warm and Fuzzy and Stone Cold

It only took 5 days of the boy's young life for him to officially mark his territory. I was sitting on the recliner today, rocking him to sleep while the wife was away at her doctor's appointment. Everything was moving along just swimmingly, I was enjoying a classic episode of Family Guy and little man, who had just recently discovered the marvel of modern oral technology known as a pacifier, was completely passed out on my lap. It was the quintessential moment of newborn/father bonding. I felt warm and fuzzy all over, with a slight amount of warmth poolling specifically around my belly button. It took me a minute to realize that my metphorical emotional heater blanket was actually just the little butthead whizzing so much that he overflowed his diaper, penetrated 5-6 layers of clothing and blankets, and completely dominated my midriff. I knew it was an inevitable occurence, but at the same time, I was still completely and totally blindsided.

This kid must have pure ice coarsing through his veins to be able to completely empty his bladder on a grown man and not even have the common decency to open up his eyes while doing so. I did detect a slight shudder on his part, must have been right at the end. I guess I should have suspected such behavior from a child who is flipping the bird in the majority of his birth pics...