Fear Alert: Red

GINGERVITUS
If you are already a parent, or suffer from this red plague yourself, then you know that this eternal curse will be at the top of nearly all expectant parents' list of fears. I could go on in great details about the adversity that ginger kids face on a daily basis, but any witty prose I could produce would merely pale in comparison to the scientific video presentation found here:



This heavy lifelong burden is only matched by the generally ferocious temperment inherent in the Ginger Nation. Bestowing red hair, freckles, and a skin tone that freakishly toggles between vanilla and strawberry ice cream is not only cruel, it is downright hillarious.

The only upside to this sad disease is the ability for you kid to have hillarious nicknames such as The Ginger Ninja, Ginger Nuts, and Daywalker.