Tuesday, November 24, 2009

No Football, Only Futbol

Call me overprotective, a socialist, or even just plain un-American, but the boy will not be playing pee wee football. I have nothing against football, and I am big proponent of youth sports in general, but I detest the culture of youth football. I mostly just the hate douchebag coaches who drive bloated SUV's and take out all their own daddy issues on kids that probably still pee the bed. And it always creeps me out when adults who spend the majority of their day around kids insist on wearing a hat and sunglasses at all times. In any other social situation wouldn't this overweight man shrouded in facial mystery be a walking Amber Alert?

Anyway, besides the aformentioned reasons, I don't want to teach the boy hyper aggresive behavior in grade school and don't want to have to watch him getting drilled by other midgets either. Not because I think he'll get killed, little kids are made of rubber, but how could any parent not laugh, even if it was their own child, getting their ass handed to them like the onses in this video...

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